LIKE SHE’S NOT EVEN BEING SUBTLE ABOUT THE SHIT
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- when james potter is awake he is awake to Do Stuff. he wakes up in the morning and springs out of bed and plans all of his great pranks for the day and is a general pain in the ass to literally everyone before 10 am but BUT if anything keeps him up past his bed time james potter turns into a massive whiny baby
- sirius wakes up in the morning angry and can never go back to sleep once he’s up. it’s just how he functions. he has a personal vendetta against the sun, noises, friends, breakfast, clothes, stairs, strangers, teachers, house elves, sassy paintings, stairs that move (STAIRS THAT MOVE), basically anything that isn’t his bed. if you encounter sirius black any time before lunch he’s guaranteed to be a massive huge butt. conversely at night time he’s the cuddliest motherfucker known to man sirius black will make it his personal mission to fall asleep on you and you’ll like it, god dammit.
- remus wakes up very, very, very slowly. it takes a million years to get him out of bed and a hundred more to actually get him into clothes. he has to wake up a full thirty minutes before his friends just because it takes so god damn long to actually wake up. he goes about the first hour or so of his day really bleary-eyed, he bumps into stuff, leans heavily on an irate sirius at the breakfast table like he’s going to actually take a nap on him, and his worst marks are consecutively, every year, in his early-morning classes.
- peter doesn’t do sleepy. when peter is awake peter is a functioning human being. when it’s bed time you couldn’t get him to wake up with a bloody air-raid siren. peter is basically a machine. honestly his friends are a little concerned that he’s narcoleptic? like one minute he’s just awake and talking and holding a conversation and the next minute he’s just fucking out (“pete, pete, did you hear what moony said? did you—” “I’m pretty sure he’s asleep, mate,” “HE’S SITTING UP”) but he always wakes up refreshed and ready to go it’s uncanny.
I don’t suppose you can just forget about this. Just treat me like I’m not dying.
this dog is part husky part lab
the split is straight down the middle, quite literally
LOOK AT THIS!!! It looks like two different dogs! She literally got looks from both sides of her parents! JUST IMAGINE HOW HAPPY THEY MUST BE!!!!!
does anyone else literally get stressed out by how many shows they need to watch like
- "oh is the second season of that out?"
- "but i need to watch that one too-"
- "but all of my friends are telling me to watch that one"
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.